The Zoo™ Police


We pledge to create original olfactory forms.


There is no fog in THE ZOO™. We pledge to write scent descriptions that are reliable and actually descriptive. If we say it, you will smell it.

Creations borrowed from existing olfactory forms will be acknowledged and original creators named and rewarded. Plagiarism is not an option.

      If you see or smell something: say something. We will give utmost diligence to real facts brought to our intention: be them to improve our scents or edit our descriptions and guide.

If you are given samples, it is not to sell them. Instead, donate them to people in need such as at Dress for Success or other charitable organizations who will dispatch them for you to people who cannot afford them.


We strive to bring good mood, education and respect in our mission.

We strive to tell stories, meaningful stories, true stories. We have done so since 1994.

We strive to ensure our suppliers, farmers and chemists receive the respect they deserve.

The fragrance industry is very small, your acts can be sniffed out easily. We shall investigate violations to our intellectual property or gentleman and gentlewoman agreements. Authorship violators will be prosecuted. They shall be posted on our black board of “bad hackers”.